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EXAMS ARE OVER!! but zomg, i think i'll screw art big big time. i just couldnt be bothered with it alr, freakin stressful. but somehw i miss those exam days, surprisingly i miss cracking my brains mugging mugging real hard till midnight, having late night studies at downtown macs, borrowing mark's files(HAHA sorry mark!) cuz i really dont wanna fail this year. tskk! anws, on a brighter note, im going raya-ing tmr! yayyyyyy! happppppppy~ but just got news that dearest kak wanni cant make it and dhirah prolly wouldnt be able to make it too. its no fun w/o you guys really. i miss kak wanni and dhirah very very very muchhhhhhh. meet up soon pleaseeeeee): prolly tmr wont make it too. i really want a day when everyone of us can make it okayokay? :D

anws, somemore jokes to shareeeeeee. hehh! enjoy laughing your asses off.

The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?""Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat." "But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother,"My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs.Your body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did and her hands warmed up.The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and he said "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." So he did and warmed his hands.The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." So he did and warmed his nose.The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies "Well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager's office."What is the meaning of this?" the manager asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you've ever had.""Well," the young man said, "in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination."

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time."I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquirer about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.""That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?""The guy was your doctor...

Biggest lie-

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie.""You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age, I didn't even know what a lie was."The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge.""Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."