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INTRODUCING SYERAH

Name's Maisyarah, but i prefer to go by the name Syerah.
The reason why i blog is cuz id like to look back in 10 years time and stumble across my past & whatever mistake i made, the photos i took, whatever words that i wrote bcuz everyone knows that photos capture the memory ♥
I live in a world of green, esp lime green. oh yes, i'll go heaps crazy if i see any lime green stuffs lying around :P
and finally, 6-teen! well lets see if being 16 is that sweet after all, yes?
In love with that buffalo baby, zhafri ♥
Since you're already reading bout my life, why not be apart of it? (:
And not to forget, Valentique/VQ will always be loved by me come whatever. awww.
And to be honest, im always tired, hungry or needing a hug! xoxo.
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    Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 7:42 AM

    And i dont knw how to be fine when im not. you should alr knw roughly how things are nw. but anws, i happened to read came by this blog full of jokes. and i liked this one. i was laughing my ass off while reading. haha i bet you guys will too! (sorry if it offended any of th malays). theres no intention.

    This joke is no offence......One day, an "Ang Moh" from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out from the customs,he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").The Ang Moh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet? So he said "no" but the lady insisted. But lady still keep asking for forty cents in Cantonese. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her. The lady said "No! No!", "Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he asked,"Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English. The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and had sex with her. The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" he said "OK! I'll suck it for you" and he took her both breasts and suck them. The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD.... in Malay). The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit,"the Ang Moh replied. Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied,"Not too long, just 6 inches only.


    More jokes:


    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
    TEACHER: What sign?
    WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


    TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!



    TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
    JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!



    TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
    SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!



    TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
    GEORGE: Here it is!
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: George!



    TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WILLIE: Me!



    TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
    ELLEN: I is...
    TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
    ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."



    TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!




    Last one for th day:

    There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly.The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says" Excuse me, you just farted before my wife."The drunks replies," I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."






    I didnt mean for this to go as far as it did.